How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Randomize
