Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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