Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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