Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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