I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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