I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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