I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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