plz talk dirty to me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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