Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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