It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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