i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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