Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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