I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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