Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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