i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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