You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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