"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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