Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
