i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Man, jail baloney is awful.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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