i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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