Joe is yelling at the trees again.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
