is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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