Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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