"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
The Olympian is in my bed
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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