she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I don't deserve a penis
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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