Can Purell be used as lube?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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