i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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