drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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