I wish I only lived at night.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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