you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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