OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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