This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
