My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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