All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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