And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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