So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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