i just had sex bonerless
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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