Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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