so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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