i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
