But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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