i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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