He kissed a someone with a penis
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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