Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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