why didn't you poke me back
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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