Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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