i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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