The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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