I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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