I never want to see another naked old woman again.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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