I don't usually arrange sex via text message
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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