If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm like, not good at living.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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