tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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