the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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