super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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